Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom

37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

December 09, 2011

Europe

The new European treaty will include "a requirement [for member states] to submit their national budgets to the European Commission, which will have the power to request that they be revised". If that is not a erosion of sovereignty the I'm not sure what it is. And what is the "power to request that they be revised". That doesn't actually mean anything apart from adding time and bureaucracy to the nation (not European) process.

February 05, 2011

Zulqarnain Haider - was this a fixed match?

Very interesting seeing the team members who won - Butt, Akmal and Asif, two of whom have now been banned from cricket and the other has bee at the centre of (unproven) controversies.

October 04, 2009

Facebook statuses

is deliriously happy with the Welsh victory over Australia
11.29.08 18:36:29
is writing an audit report at 1:30 in the morning, in the nude
12.23.08 02:22:08
is hoping for a quieter 2009 where I can lose some girth.
12.31.08 17:38:00
is going to work to be depressed. Again.
1.28.09 09:20:59
is pleased that he finally remembered his Facebook login details.
1.28.09 09:21:46
is naked
2.13.09 00:02:53
Jonathan has driven to Acton and back and had a fun half hour in Morrison's. Somehow going back to work for the afternoon was more entertaining.
3.18.09 19:42:39
Jonathan really doesn't like painting.
3.31.09 07:04:08
The dog is afraid of the rain. Hence I'm getting no sleep. And I've just run over the cat's tail with my chair.
4.8.09 04:48:53
I need a shave
4.8.09 05:11:17
Tired and surprisingly sunburnt. That's the problem with going bald, there's bits that never used to see the sun...
4.14.09 19:41:44
How come Force India get into good racing positions then lose it at the end?
4.19.09 12:05:42
is tired of counting waste drums
5.8.09 00:49:08
is pleased with the shot that got him 4 but not happy with the way he got out or the bowling performance
5.10.09 08:10:18
is annoyed at giving a simple return catch to a rather poor opening bowler. Enjoyed opening even if it was only because no-one else wanted to...
5.18.09 08:09:10
likes the English (Pirate) option on Facebook
5.20.09 08:33:04
Jonathan hit 31 not out yesterday to beat my career highest score of 28 when I was 10....
5.31.09 10:55:28
is averaging 16.75 for the season, easily better than the season I got to the dizzy heights of 0.5
6.15.09 07:28:16
has just beaten his highest career score with 34. 18 from 4 balls. And the fourths won for the first time in their existence. Happy happy!
7.26.09 11:47:09
needs a shave
9.21.09 19:38:37
My legs hurt from climbing ladders all day. I want to get back to being in my office all day having a snooze.
9.25.09 05:54:27
Another week, another descent into depression and cynicism.
9.28.09 08:02:25
The dog is not well at all.
9.29.09 13:58:46
I'm going to eat you little fishy. I'm going to eat you little fish. Ow, I broke ma tooth.
9.29.09 19:26:33
Flashforward - I worry that I might get hooked. Bring on the last series of Lost first.
9.29.09 19:33:02
Sam tells me that the fashion of the 80s is coming back. This means that my hairstyle will only be one decade out. Woo-hoo.
9.29.09 19:34:05
is depressed at getting up in the dark again as the nights get longer.
10.1.09 07:38:47
Forgot to turn my alarm off and its Sunday. Oh well, watched Algersuari fail to make it to the end of the GP.
10.4.09 08:55:04

July 30, 2009

Trying to cash a cheque for $360,000,000,000

If it worked, it woudl have brought the banking system down to its knees. Again.

July 10, 2009

Ed Joyce caught in fielder's pocket

Excellent photo of one of the more bizarre cricket dismissals...

May 25, 2009

Lelli Kelli

Has to be the most annoying advert ever, which anyone who does not habitually have pre-school television forced at them by a 3.5 year old will not have endured. Why on earth does an advert for (frankly nauseating) pink jelly shoes concentrate on the kitten make up bag with a magic wand? Don't ask, I think the advertising agency was on acid for that one. Seems to be on twice for every ad break as well. The theme song (Lelli Kelli, the cutest shoes...) is sang very badly by a pre-pubescent shriek, pronouncing he product name in a very strange way. Intensely annoying. WIll not be buying shoes even if Rafferty was (a) female, or (b) wanted shoes.

They now do party shoes with a heel for £50. There's some silly money out there. Pester power is one thing, but...

What is even worse is that I keep bloody singing it....

May 14, 2009

Heerenveen

7th May 1950. Heerenveen were 5-1 down to Ajax in the Dutch League with 25 minutes to play. Abe Lenstra then led them to a stunning 6-5 victory.

Can you imagine the betting on that game…

April 28, 2009

The Lions

Good to see that Jerry Guscott got abut 30% of the team wrong... Still can't believe that Ryan Jones failed to make it though.

Snakebyte

Shame that this wasn't actually us...!

April 17, 2009

Button injured in horrific F1 accident

Old but good

February 20, 2009

Irelands worst driver

The Irish Garda have tracked down a driver who has given 50 different addresses after 50 different driving offences and had not been caught. He was Polish but that was all the Garda knew. Turns out his name, Mr Prawo Jazdy, is actually Polish for "driving licence"...

January 25, 2009

Demons

Very good, but basically a British Buffy. Even has an American role (played by a Briton) playing the British role in Buffy

September 07, 2008

Shirts

I've just counted the number of shirts that I own. Sam guessed at 20. I have 43. Most too small, too worn out or ones that I don't have any ties to go with them.

What on earth does anyone need 43 shirts for?

That doesn't include rugby shirts, T-shirts, etc...

Well, it worried me.

You know what it is

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
Ive been waiting for this moment, all my life, oh lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord

Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
Ive seen your face before my friend
But I dont know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where youve been
Its all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
Ive been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh lord, oh lord
And Ive been waiting for this moment all my life, oh lord, oh lord

Well I remember, I remember dont worry
How could I ever forget, its the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you dont fool me
The hurt doesnt show; but the pain still grows
Its no stranger to you or me

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord...

August 22, 2008

Aussies - wind up merchants and very bad losers

http://www.foxsports.com.au/beijing_olympics/story/0,27313,24221767-5016818,00.html

August 20, 2008

Last Place Medals

Number of last places at the Olympics - if a medal was give for finishing plumb last,,,!

Have a chew

Tajikistan's Dzhakhon Kurbanov has been disqualified for biting Kazakh Yerkebulan Shynaliyev in their light-heavyweight quarter-final bout in the boxing.

The stupidity of sport governing bodies

Stolen from the BBC:

"The New Zealand hockey manager has been banished from the field at a crucial men's match because officials objected to his players' underwear. Kevin Marr was ordered to watch the must-win match against Germany from the grandstand as punishment for three players wearing black undies beneath white shorts in an earlier match."

The article goes on to suggest that Olympic dress codes demand players' underwear match their shorts. Who decided that? What did they envisage might happen if that rule didn't exist?

August 11, 2008

5 Live's Phone in

This morning's hour of opening up the national airwaves to the uneducated and opinionated British public, otherwise known as the phone-in on 5Live, asked the question of whether we should care about minority sports (in other words anything but football).

They seemed to completely miss the irony that as the self-titled Olympic station, they chose not to broadcast prime time from the Olympics (4 pm in Beijing) but broadcast drivel of that sort....

World Record in 4x100 Freestyle

In today's 4x100 men's Freestyle relay swimming at the Olympics, the USA beat the old World Record (set at 3:12:23). Impressive but not unusual. They knocked nearly four seconds off the record, which was gain impressive but not unusual. What was stunning was that all the top 5 broke the old record, with the 6th place Canadians 0.03 seconds outside the record. The GBR team in 8th were 0.6 seconds outside the record, which would normally be enough to at least get a medal. They beat the national record by 6 seconds. The best 5 times ever set in history all happened in the same race.

Stunning.

July 01, 2008

The EU as a religion

Interesting quote from the French President this week about the EU and the fact that Ireland and now Poland have rejected or not signed the Treaty of Lisbon:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy said "something isn't right" with the EU and warned citizens may be losing faith

Faith suggests a religion and that we, the members of the independent states, should be "believing". It is not a religion.

June 13, 2008

Cricket

I’m all for extending cricket’s reach into new countries and new markets, but extremely one-sided matches make a mockery of this.

Two particular matches are cases in point – firstly a qualifying match for the ICC Women's World Cup played last year between Bermuda (who beat Canada to pre-qualify) and South Africa. Bermuda were put in and scored 13 allout. Eight ducks, and three batsmen scored 1 each. Extras top scored with 10, Loubser took 6 for 3. Bermuda then bowled and Paynter took none for 15 in 4 legitimate balls – she bowled 9 wides and one no ball in her over. Interestingly, in the 7th/8th play-off of the same tournament, Paynter was Bermuda’s best bowler with 4 for 16 in 9 overs in far better, more evenly matched encounter.

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/women/engine/current/match/312284.html

In the ICC International Division 5 tournament held last week in Jersey, Nepal played Mozambique in the group stages. Nepal batted first and scored a commendable 238 for 7, with several good contributions from the lower middle order. Nothing too special, but then their left arm seamer Mahaboob Alam opened the bowling and proceeded to take all ten Mozambique wickets for 12 runs in 7.5 overs (5 bowled, 4 lbw, 1 caught behind). 4 of the runs conceded were wides. Mozambique were bowled out for 19, with 9 players failing to score, Kaleem Shah scoring 9, Younis 2 and extras 8.

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/wcl/engine/current/match/352381.html

Having said that, the tournament itself was a success, with Afghanistan beating Jersey in the final. The USA and Nepal reached the semi-finals, with Mozambique finishing 8th of the 12 countries.

In a far better match, Denmark played Holland at Brondby, (http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/other/engine/current/match/354029.html), and Denmark won by 8 runs in a very close encounter.

June 06, 2008

Smoking and fascism

Very interesting that the first people to ban smoking were the Nazis.

June 05, 2008

Cricketers' Underwear

From Cricinfo:

New Zealand are set to try out high-tech bowlers' trousers, specially designed to put shine on the ball, for the third Test against England at Trent Bridge.

The trousers - manufactured by New Zealand-based outfitters Canterbury - were set to be used only from October, but they have been tried in practice. Also included is the micro-slide version for fielders, and the IonX BaseLayer performance underwear which is claimed to improve performance by 2.7%.

Please tell me what measure of performance is improved by your underwear…

Barrack Obama

According to the BBC, one recent opinion poll suggested 15% of Americans believe that Barrack Obama is a Muslim, despite the problems caused by his former (Christian) pastor. In the current climate, does this make him unelectable in some parts of the US?

June 04, 2008

Phil Tufnell

Conversation between Henry Blofield and Phil Tufnell on TMS:

Blowers: "What was your highest first class score Tuffers?"
Tuffers: "67. All with fours."
Blowers: "I think you're suffering from a spot of mathematical incontinence old thing"

June 03, 2008

From the Test match Special blog

On the BBC:

I saw Rory McGrath eating a sandwich on the Tube the other day. If it helps, a load of football fans were singing 'there's only one Rory Bremner' at him."

Keeping up with the Joneses

The Wales side to play SA on 7th June includes 6 Jones in the starting XV and 7 in the 22. 40% of the team…. Must be a record.

May 12, 2008

The Doctor's Daughter

I spy a spin-off... Possibly next year when there are only 3 Dr Who specials??

April 13, 2008

Finland

The album "Huggin' an' a Kissin'" by Bombalrina (basically Timmy Mallet) stayed at number 1 in Finland for 12 weeks.

Not a lot you can say to that.

January 18, 2008

Ladygrove

Why, a year ago, didi the local council find it necessary to put signs up denoting that the estate on which I live is "Ladygrove Park". When I say signs, of course - there are 4 entrance roads to the estate. The "Welcome to Ladygrove Park" sign went up on one entrance... I don't understand.

January 16, 2008

Channel 4's "Greatest" series

Channel 4 are really running out of ideas. They started off with the 100 greatest comedians, 100 greatest albums, 100 greatest TV shows, 100 greatest films, etc. Then there were 50 Greatest... On tonight was the 30 Greatest political comedies. That's getting a little specific, a little desperate and really pushing the nostalgia/compilation format to the edge of credibility. Its interesting to note how many of them were Channel 4 programmes...

Sam suggested the next show could be the 2 Greatest whole numbers between 3 and 6.

January 12, 2008

Unfair dismissal?

The owner of a German company is being sued for unfair dismissal - after he fired three non-smoking workers and replaced the with smokers who 'fitted in better'.

They were sacked on the grounds that they would 'interfere with corporate peace', after they requested a smoke-free environment.

Thomas Jensen, the manager of the 10-person IT company in Buesum, told the Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper he had fired the trio because their non-smoking was causing disruptions.

Love it...

January 10, 2008

Amazon marketplace P&P costs

How come if I buy a single CD on Amazon marketplace, the fixed P&P is £1.20. If I buy a book it is £2.75. Fair enough, the book is heavier. If I buy a single audiobook on CD in the same packaging as a CD, it is charged as a book at £2.75.

Explain the logic behind that one...

December 12, 2007

The Spice Girls

Does anybody really believe that they do their shopping at Tesco?

December 09, 2007

Shoes

Why have I finally found a decent pair of boots to go to gigs in to replace the ones I first had when I was 18, and they hurt my feet too much. I seem to be the unlikeliest person to suffer in the name of fashion...

November 23, 2007

Silverstone and Bernie Ecclestone

Every year, in November and December, Bernie Ecclestone starts criticising the Silverstone circuit in terms of its suitability for F1. Every year, he casts doubt as to whether that year’s race will go ahead, and screws more concessions out of the UK and the BRDC. Every year, the race is finally confirmed and goes ahead in the summer. Bernie, a skilful businessman who has made vast amounts of money and has used that to be pictured looking up at lots of tall and not-so-tall beautiful women, just has it in for his own nation staging a GP. He would get far more money if the race was held in Indonesia, or Nigeria, or Saudi Arabia, or India, or Korea, each of which would pay handsomely for the privilege of holding the race, but at the expense of the traditional fan, the traditions of F1 and, lets face it, having a home race for most of the teams.

So every year we get the same drivel and criticism from Bernie, and every year he gets more out of the organisers. I’d say someone ought to stand up to him, but there are far too many “short” jokes there…

26 November 1970

In Basse-Terre, Guadeloupe, 1.5 inches (38.1mm) of rain fall in a minute, the heaviest rainfall ever on record

November 22, 2007

Great quotes from the BBC

"There is a no-smoking policy in all parts of the Layer Road ground. Anyone who is caught smoking will be taken away, strapped to an electric chair and electrocuted until they are dead. Thank you."

Colchester announcer at half-time in the Leicester game

"No disrespect to Adam Smith. He clearly created a great piece of work studying the rise of industry and commercial development in Europe and making the case for free markets - but come on, I'm the first ever Scottish fighter to win both the British and European super-featherweight titles."

Boxer Alex Arthur on hearing that he wasn't chosen to feature on the new £20 note

Q: 'What would you be if you weren't a footballer?'
Crouch: 'A virgin'.

Peter Crouch on Soccer AM

Jim Bloody Rosenthal

At least he's not doing F1 any more, but he knows nothing about rugby and is the cheesiest presenter in the world:

(stolen from the BBC website):

“Last week, when Arsenal faced Slavia Prague, it was seven. For Liverpool tonight, it was eight. When Chelsea went to Schalke in Germany, it was NEIN."

Jim Rosenthal stakes his claim for corniest quote of the season on Champions League highlights.

November 18, 2007

CD cases

Why are albums being released in flimsy cardboard cases these days? The new ones from The Eagles and Bruce Springsteen come in a cardboard case only which can easily get damaged or have the CD sliding out if it. I'm all for reducing pacakging and using environmentally friendly materils, but this is taking it too far. Packaging, by its nature, should at the very least, protect the product inside. Cardboard cases don't.

November 03, 2007

What Can You Say?

I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder ahead of the clash with the New York Giants at Wembley.

(from the BBC website)

Wantage

Unintersting fact of the day:

10% of the female members of the House of Lords are old girls of St. Mary’s School, Wantage

October 21, 2007

Ferarri win the F1 World Championship

As Sam rightly pointed out, the fact that neither McLaren driver won the World Championship is rather poetic justice for the illegal way that McLaren have been behaving over the last few years - it appears that they knew Ferrari's technical data and probably had incorporated some into their car. Tough luck on Hamilton who, it appears, did not know about the Ferrari data, but his car would probably have benefitted...

October 03, 2007

Notes about Welsh rugby

As ranted to Dan:

If Jones had been up to his normal standard and kicked any of the penalties or conversions in the first 70 mins, we would have taken the penalty in the dying minutes and won the game.

If Martyn Williams had gone behind the posts for his breakaway try the conversion would have been more straightforward – see point above.

My problem is that Wales actually played bloody well in patches. Of all the Home Nations, they got the closest to the “big” team in their group – Scotland and England were thrashed and pointless against NZ and South Africa respectively, Wales lost 32-20 to Australia.

They came up against a very very committed Fijian team – you can almost tell who will win from the anthems and Fiji were completely up for it, and blasted Wales away in the first half. They completely deserved their win: I just hope that Fiji and Argentina can maintain that form going into the Quarter Finals. If Argentina don’t continue to play well, they could gift Scotland an undeserved semi-final place…

You have to play what is in front of you, but Wales always looked likely to have a tricky pool with Canada and Fiji. I honestly believe that Wales, playing as they did, would have beaten Scotland, Ireland and England playing the way that they did, but that is the luck of the draw.

After the start of the tournament, it was always likely that there would be one big shock (I don’t class Argentina – France as much of a shock as the Argentineans have been a very good side for a long time). And typically, it was always likely to be Wales. England and, to a certain extent, Scotland, have more of an ability to grind out unattractive results against weaker but committed opposition. England rely on Wilkinson too much – not just for penalties but for drop goals, tactical kicking and distribution. Scotland rely on Paterson’s boot from just about anywhere. Wales play fast and loose but are not the best defensively, which means that teams will rack up points against them and occasionally it all comes unstuck. This result is not on a par with the Samoa results as we played like donkeys in 1991. We actually played well this time round.

Having said that, as soon as Alfie goes it’ll be good – he’s had his time. The coach was unlucky but that is the nature of Welsh rugby – one of the hardest jobs in the world to try and meet completely unrealistic expectations.

No Northern Hemisphere teams in the semi-finals? Highly possible.

I'm not sure that was really random abuse. The key part of my argument was that we have played better than the Scots and the English. England only really played well once they had Wilkinson back against Tonga, and yes they rely on him as a talisman as well as his immense abilities. I would have agreed about Dallaglio being a talisman a few years ago, I don't agree now. Like Gareth Thomas and a few others (especially the Irish), he is past his prime.

Scotland ground out a victory. They are good at it and they play to their strengths, as do England. Agree, it ain't pretty, but I would rather see Wales lose and score 5 tries that watch Paterson score penalty after penalty from all over the pitch. That's my personal opinion...

As for supporting other teams, I will be supporting England against Australia - very little could bring me to support Australia unless they were playing NZ... I will, however, be supporting Argentina against Scotland, as I feel Argentina deserve the semi-final place more, and it would be the best thing for world rugby for Argentina to get through. Scotland are not even supported well by their own public - they can't even fill Murrayfield for VI Nations games these days let alone for WC pool games. Shocking...! Ad that's not to start on the debacle of the Borders and Edinburgh professional teams over the summer. I think that another team (Spain, Romania, Portugal, Argentina, Georgia, Russia) would actually be more worthwhile in the VI Nations than the Scots (it'll never happen but something has to give, in order to develop the game outside its heartland).

September 21, 2007

Pain

In 1986, the All Black forward Wayne Shelford needed 20 stitches to his scrotum after an international against France in Nantes.

How do you get 20 stitches in there…?

The History of French Rugby League

Fascinating article on rugby’s politics, the banning of league in France, the NZ Cavaliers and the status of rugby in apartheid South Africa, Romanian political investment in rugby and the death of many members of the team in the revolution (1989), the Gaelic games refusing to share facilities.

September 18, 2007

Scottish Rugby

It is showing signs of improvement - they put in a good performance against a limited Romania side, but does the nation deserve a rugby team if they will not go out and support it. Tonga vs Samoa attracted 35,000 to the south of France, a fair way from the Pacific. Scotland, playing at home in the premier rugby tournament, attracted about 31,000 to their main stadium in one of their two main cities (i.e., Murrayfield), and considered it a success. Very low expectations.

September 15, 2007

England vs South Africa

Now I am/ claim to be Welsh. I always have done, I always will. I enjoy watching England get beaten by most teams at rugby especially. However, on occasions like last night's thrashing by South Africa, a part of me is depressed, and remembers that I am technically 3/4 English... I have never seen a less competent, pathetic performance by a so-called top rugby side. South Africa were good, but England were abysmal. Atrocious kicking game (especially the missed kicks, Ben Kay trying the chip over the top, Perry missing touch, Farrell's drop outs going straight to SA's strengths), lack of support for the player going down in the ruck (balls turned over all over the place), the lack of basic skills of Perry and Farrell, the anonymity of captain Corry, the lack of decent backup in the sqaud to Wilkinson and Barkley (who, let's face it, are known to be injury-prone).

England are going to struggle against a fired-up Samoa.

September 13, 2007

The problems with developing minnows by the IRB

As posted on a BBC blog.

The Pacific Nations play each other and the Junior ABs and Aus A. There used to be a Pacific Rim competition but it was not financially viable. There are proper international competitions in most geographical areas. The IRB have put in funding to the "minnows": you can see this in the performances of Portugal, US, Namibia, Georgia so far.

The problems however are threefold: (a) there is no money from TV or sponsors or advertising for these other competitions;
(b) European and Tri Nation club and Super 14 sides put pressure on their players from minor countries not to play internationals - this makes it very difficult to get the best representative side out (witness recent tours of Europe by Samoa, Fiji, etc.). Usually the one or two professionals are the ones who aren't allowed to turn out;
(c) Tri and VI Nations teams are (with some honourable exceptions) reluctant to tour minor nations: witness the Tri Nations expanding by having a third game between each team rather than invited Argentina and/or the Pacific Nations combined team.

Additionally, the Pacific nations have for a long time had their best players poached by NZ (and others) - there have bee players who have refused to play for Samoa or Tonga as they were waiting to be eligible for NZ. If they said they wanted to play for NZ they stood a better chance of a Super 14 contract. Better prospects for the players and their livelihood, but not for the nations.

September 11, 2007

Rugby World Cup on ITV

Why, oh why. The BBC would do it so much better.

September 10, 2007

Does Argentina’s result against France give Wales hope?

Right, bear with me on this one as I’m certain that this doesn’t make a huge amount of sense, but I’m being traditionally Welsh and hopelessly optimistic about RWC 2007.

Argentina have beaten France and look likely to top their group as Ireland looked poor against Namibia. Assuming that the Tri-Nations teams top their groups, then the quarter0finals would be as follows:

Australia vs England
New Zealand vs France
South Africa vs Wales
Argentina vs Scotland/Italy

The first semi-final is likely to be between Australia and New Zealand, unless the French can find top gear against the All Blacks and really shock them. Wales have a chance to surprise South Africa, the weakest of the Tri-Nations teams, which would lead to a semi-final against Argentina, who by that stage may have run out of steam. So on that reckoning, it could be a New Zealand vs Wales final in the World Cup. And in a one-off match, who knows what could happen!

OK, I’ll come back to reality soon.

In The Night Garden...

The Pontypines have to go home without their children. Again. Will somebody please call social services.

September 09, 2007

Boffin

On "The Restaurant" a couple of nights ago, the contestants had to cater for 800 employees at Rutherford. Throughout, they were described as "the boffins", etc. I really think that is getting to be a discriminatory, derogatory word. Even "geek" has a more positive connotation.

Minnows at the Rugby World Cup

What is the point of giving yellow cards out to the Portuguese for technical offences against Scotland. Surely you need to keep the game as balanced as possible - fine give out cards for violent offences and dangerous play but make every effort to keep it to 15 against 14. The Portuguese have only 2 professional players for goodness' sake - they are certainly never going to beat the Scots, but they deserve to be given every opportunity to show what they can do. Putting on 100 points against a lesser nation does no-one any god, not the wining side as they don't get anythying from a thrashing, not the minnows, not the crowd, not the TV audience.

Superb first half try by the Portuguese by the way. If Leal is not playing professionally somewhere after this WC, I'm no judge of rugby.

September 07, 2007

Argentina

After that performance (beating France in the World Cup opener), it is a disgrace that they are not in the Tri-Nations southern hemisphere tournament or the VI Nations. They are rated 5 or 6 in the world, and have now beaten France on 5 of the last 6 occasions that they have played them, but SA, NZ and Aus refuse to let them into their club. We shoudl be spreading the creed of rugby, not ring-fencing it. Samoa and Fiji and Tnga will have their best players poached by the Suepr 14 sides after the World Cup, and those players will sign contracts which make it financially non-viable to play for their countries.

Great tournament in progress, but the 8 semi-finalists will be England, Ireland, NZ, Australia, Wales, South Africa, Italy or Scotland, and 2 of France, Argentina or Ireland. That's just too predictable. It needs to be spread further.

September 03, 2007

Britain's Next Top Model

It is nor often that I get angry about trash television, as I don't watch it that much. Sam freely admits that she is, however, hooked on Britain's Next Top Model. Tonight, the final three were on a Brazilian beach when the photographer called one of the girls very overweight. She was a size 10 or 12 at most, with hardly any belly at all. Just because you couldn't see the definition of every one of her ribs. The irony of the next programme being advertised being about celebrities on yo-yo diets did not escape me. Maybe in Brazil starving yourself on the beach sells magazines, but it is the symptom of a sick society. Would Marilyn ever have got anywhere in this day and age? I somehow doubt it.

August 31, 2007

Coke and Diet Coke

Overheard two girls talking while I was walking the dog round Ladygrove: “can you put some of your Coke in my Diet Coke please”. What seems to be the problem here – she needs to rush of the tiniest amount of caffeine, or she wants everyone else to think she’s on a diet. If you want a decent drink, buy Coke. If you want to have a saccharine aftertaste for a week, buy Diet Coke. Either way, make a decision and stick with it. You can’t make a cocktail from two types of Coke, you know.

Mobile Phone usage

Why has it become de rigueur to hold your mobile phone out in front of you like a Star Trek communicator. Or is it just in reality competitions when the TV cameras are picking up both sides of the conversation. Mind you, they are invariably filming at both ends so there’s no real need… The telephone is perfectly well designed with an earpiece at one end and a mouthpiece at the other. There’s a hint in the names as to whether they should be held in a conversation.

Muppets.

Classic Flintoff

This is why he’s so well loved – very straight talking:

"If Colly goes for a wee, I'll take over the captaincy. But as for the long term, I don't know..."
Andrew Flintoff at Old Trafford