Off On One Again
A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!
About Me
- Name: Jonathan
- Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom
37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas
December 21, 2006
December 19, 2006
Ashes Verdict
Graveney kept being polite, answering questions giving some away only, acknowledging the points and the anger of the interviewers, agreeing to reviews, but never being divisve and never contradicting or demeaning the captain or coach.
All text book stuff but the reading between the lines - the body language and the choice of words, as well as what was not said and the way it was said - al suggested somethgin very different to the message coming out.
Definitely media trained. Good performance though.
Jonathan
The weird and wonderful world
Creative Vandalism
Humorous nonetheless.
The Return of Jim Hendrix
I'd forgotten just how good that was:
The Return of Jimi Hendrix
(c) The Waterboys
I dreamed about Jimi Hendrix
he came back for one day
was born weepin' out of an egg
the mid-wife said
and straight away began to pray
with lifted head
He spent the early hours
communing with the morning stars
and then he came over to my house
where he tried out my guitar
He was young and black and beautiful
big eyed, perfect skin an'
he played my guitar like a lightning storm
like twirlin' feathers in the wind
he could make it sound like the end of the world
a fire, the flick of a knife
he could squeeze it slow and masterful
like the hand that brought the world to life
Together we strolled in sculptured gardens
passed the sleepy afternoon
maids were dartin' back and forth
from a window came a violin tune
angels, dressed as nurses toyed with playin' cards
looters sprung from prisons filled the yard
A yellow sun hung low and dawned,
and as it dipped
Jimi stood up straight, grinned
and shook his velvet hips
Callin' himself King Electric
in the evening he went wild
played on a dozen stages
in the clubs of New York -
lit the city end to end
wired it up, fired it up
scarved, bejewelled, long-legged, snake-limbed
athletic, driven, dangerous
He made all Manhattan shake
and every street and sidewalk quake
his stratocaster caused the mighty Empire State to vibrate
his whammy bar caused shock-eyed punks from Hackensack and Yonkers
raised on speed, metal and rap to enter trance and levitate
He played Purple Haze and Pyramid,
Voodoo Child and Sin-E,
Up From the Skies and Storm Free
in King Tut's Wah-Wah hut
He did a forty-two minute
cosmic rise in future shocks
Star Spangled Banner
in the back of CBGB's
He stopped every clock in New York state
and every heart that heard him
and time itself was beaten and confused
and fell lamb-like under the spell of his fabulous flashing fingers
He played an encore at the Bitter End
a heartburst Little Wing
even the waiters cried
and then we fell outside
and in the dusty dawn of Bleeker street
a sweet rain fell
and Jimi died
December 17, 2006
Three Red Cards
Makes you wonder if the ref carries his cards wherever he goes - shows it to a driver who has cut him up, uses it in any instances of trolley rage, etc...
England Managers
Selection policies of all of Andy Robinson, Duncan Fletcher and Sven-Goran Eriksson have all been similar - large number of players used, lack of consistency. players played out of position and some favourite sons always getting into the side no matter what.
To a certain extent, I leave out criticism of Fletcher regarding the Ashes in 2005, but the one-day squads and the current ashes tour bear out the point quite nicely.
Cricket first - Ashley Giles and James Anderson have been playing despite not having any warm up cricket to speak of, Monty Panesar has been left out despite being in cracking form (and he has showed that he can even bat and effect run outs). I believe that the captaincy went to the wrong person - it should have been Strauss not Flintoff even though Flintoff was technically the man in possession.
The wicket-keeping is another matter entirely. As pointed out in the Telegraph today, England have taken Jones, Read, Prior and one other on the Academy tour, but have left out the one player who is a proven high class keeper as well as having made serious runs at Test level - James Foster. Personally, I think that Jones and Prior should be in the team only if they deserved their place as a batsman. Neither does. The choice should therefore come down to Foster or Read, and I think that Read did nothing wrong to deserve being dropped fro a second time. This is especially true after the Western Australia game where Read got 59 and Jones 0. The fourth seamer is a difficult one until Simon Jones returns from horrendous injury, although Flintoff seems very reluctant to bowl anyone but himself, Harmison and Hoggard. Would it be better to bring a batsman who can bowl seamers (Collingwood...?) then the No. 8 position is made easier?
Rugby - Andy Robinson seemed confused and insistent on (a) playing people too soon after injury, and (b) playing his favourites (Corry, Goode) even if they were not delivering the goods.
Football - too much has already been written about Erikson's issues, although McLaren is not proving much better in terms of results.