Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom

37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

August 31, 2007

Coke and Diet Coke

Overheard two girls talking while I was walking the dog round Ladygrove: “can you put some of your Coke in my Diet Coke please”. What seems to be the problem here – she needs to rush of the tiniest amount of caffeine, or she wants everyone else to think she’s on a diet. If you want a decent drink, buy Coke. If you want to have a saccharine aftertaste for a week, buy Diet Coke. Either way, make a decision and stick with it. You can’t make a cocktail from two types of Coke, you know.

Mobile Phone usage

Why has it become de rigueur to hold your mobile phone out in front of you like a Star Trek communicator. Or is it just in reality competitions when the TV cameras are picking up both sides of the conversation. Mind you, they are invariably filming at both ends so there’s no real need… The telephone is perfectly well designed with an earpiece at one end and a mouthpiece at the other. There’s a hint in the names as to whether they should be held in a conversation.

Muppets.

Classic Flintoff

This is why he’s so well loved – very straight talking:

"If Colly goes for a wee, I'll take over the captaincy. But as for the long term, I don't know..."
Andrew Flintoff at Old Trafford

August 24, 2007

Garden Waste Bins

Before we got a garden waste bin from the council, I used to cut all of the hedge in one go and then worry about what to do with the clippings. Now, I just keep going until the wheely bin is full (and compacted and filed and compacted and filled until I can't stuff any more in...). That basically means that it takes me several goes to finish the hedges. Interesting by-product of the move to segregate wastes...

August 23, 2007

Marillion - After Me

There's a stray dog she feeds....

She named it after me.

I've never heard of a dog named Steve.

August 18, 2007

Photos

I haven't really ranted properly for a while...

August 14, 2007

Lack of a sense of humour

August 12, 2007

Some photos

August 11, 2007

North Pole irony

A little ironic that two of the countries that have done most to increase global warming, the USA and Russia, are now involved in competing claims over rights to the North Pole and the Arctic. The mining, oil and gas rights have become important mainly because global warming and climate change have caused the polar ice caps to melt, making it easier to mine and to extract the oil and gas...!

August 10, 2007

Smart Gas and Electric Meters

From the ENDS report but rather an interesting proposal...

Limited smart metering proposals set out

Plans to roll out smart meters to all gas and electricity customers within ten years were outlined by the government last week.

From May 2008, energy suppliers will be required to provide a “real-time display” unit when installing new or replacement electricity meters under the latest proposals from the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform (DBERR).

In addition, for two years, starting no later than May 2008, suppliers will have to provide free displays to all households requesting them.

The government considered a wider roll out providing displays to all customers over five years, but does not think that the manufacturing capability exists to meet this demand. DBERR also thinks a limited roll out would deliver the most cost-effective emissions reductions because customers that ask for displays are the most likely to use them and adapt their behaviour. It estimates that around a quarter of households – up to five million – will request displays.

Gas and electricity suppliers will also be required to install smart meters in all but the smallest businesses within the next five years. Smart meters are more sophisticated than the displays and allow two way communication between the customer and the supplier.

The government is sticking with its plan for all gas and electricity customers to have smart meters and visual displays within ten years, and is weighing up whether to require all new and replacement meters to be smart, or whether to simply require suppliers to ensure that they are installed by a set time.

Energy suppliers would also have to improve their billing and provide customers with historical data so they can compare their energy use from one year to the next.

Taken together, these measures should save 1.5 million tonnes of CO2 a year in 2020. They would cost energy suppliers around £13 million a year, but save their customers over £80 million in smaller bills.

August 02, 2007

Cities in the USA

Maza, North Dakota is just about the smallest legal city in the world, with a population of 5 people.

Markus Winkelhock

Winkelhock is the only driver in Formula One history to start last on the grid and lead the race in his first Grand Prix, and due to the red flag and restart, is also the only driver in Formula One history to start both last and first on the grid in the same Grand Prix