Street Lights

I am going mad. Eiether than or I am really being watched. Paranoia is more than just creeping in: it is hardly sidling in from the side, unnoticed. Paranoia is here in all its full blown self.

Let me explain. I take the dog for a walk around the estate each night. Most nights, one or more street lights turn off as I get close to them, then turn on again once I have gone past them. Once or twice I could put down as a coincidence, but this is getting silly! I don't see lights going off unless I am near them, and other people to whom I mention this don't recall it ever happening. I walked up a stree in Oxford a little while ago and three consecutive lights went off then turned back on. Not all at the same time, but individually as I walked under them.

I have no scientific explanation apart form the far-fetched: am I emanating electrical switching impulses? Answers on a postcard.