Danone Activia
"I'm just feeling a bit bloated".
"Oh, I get that. I eat these new Activia from Danone"....
You get the gist. Turns out, her mother is well enough to steal her yoghurts and run off down the garden.
Basically, my love, you have a kleptomaniac mother who steals food from the mouths of her child, and hasn't got the intelligence to stop eating or let rip with an almighty fart to get rid of her bloatedness.
Have you ever heard anyone say "I feel a little bloated". Well, apart from Dan that is, and he's just looking for sympathy...
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