Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom

37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

September 23, 2005

Didcot Tesco Late

Didcot Tesco is full of freaks and wierdos once it gets past 9:30 at night. Single blokes in their fifties with greasy unwashed hair, goggle-eyed outcasts with trolleys full of cat food. People spending longer at the single reduced counter than anywhere else in the store. The shoppers aren't much better.

And then I looked at myself also going round the shop, on my own at that time of night, with a trolley full of cat and dog food, chocolate bisuits, 5 packs fo reduced salad at 10 p each, and a 12 pack of Red Bull.

Oh well. Can't be choosers and all that.

I also can't believe where they get the night time shelf stackers. They almost intentionally get in your way when you're trying to get things off the shelves, they complete far more conversations than shelves stacked, they have no concept that the customers might be the important ones in the store, even at that time of night. Last night, there were several just sitting around slagging each other off. I was half expecting them to pull out a box of cigarettes and a load of cans of lager. When I tried to reach something behind them, I was given a look more withering than the Queen's minders would if you farted in front of her. Of course, they might have been trying to comprehend that fact that I could use words with more than one syllable, and could actually read the sides of the packets.

2 Comments:

Blogger marvin said...

Give up Red Bull and try something else instead, something that's better for you. Like real ale.

September 23, 2005  
Blogger Jonathan said...

I lke Red Bull. It ain't as bad as Dan keeps making it out to be, and I can't believe he lectures me about drinking Red Bull given the amount he puts away.

September 25, 2005  

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