Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

October 17, 2005

Abingdon Tesco

I went to Abingdon Tesco on Saturday. Although not the worst experience of my life, it certainly ranks up there with the "this should not be so bad" list.

Problems with Abingdon Tesco, in no particular order:

  • The fact that it is 50% bigger than Didcot yet has less stuff in it - there is far too much given over to non-foods that, frankly, other shops do far better.

  • They do not sell Cadbury's Spiras.

  • They do not sell Planter's Dry Roasted Peanuts.

  • They do not sell any decent Dolmades.

  • At night, the aisles are inaccessible due to the lack of courtesy of the shelf stackers.

  • In the day, the aisles are inaccessible due to the lack of courtesy of the customers.

  • There are LCD televisions blaring out Tesco adverts down every aisle. Not only are these very annoying, but they are repeated every few minutes. I must have seen the Sports for Schools advert with Lampard, Robinson etc about 15 times during my shop.

  • The advert plainly says, "ask your parents how to get vouchers" - encouraging the pestering of parents is not my idea of a responsible store policy.

  • The customer services desk is positioned so you can't actually get past to get into the store.

  • The lottery and cigarette counter is positioned so you can't actually get past to get out of the store.

  • The electronic gates always refuse to allow me access - they will swing open for everyone else, but not for me.

  • I do not want to use a bloody PIN number with my credit card. Stop looking as if I've grown two heads because I want to sign a piece of paper.

  • I also do not want help with my packing. I want to know where everything has gone.

  • They no longer do Catsan cat litter in anything more than a 5L bag (this does not go far and is a very expensive way of buying it.

  • They do not do their cheap toilet paper in any more than a 4 pack - I have never seen the point of paying over the odds for something I intend to throw down the toilet with, frankly, crap on it. Can I not buy it in a reasonable number of rolls at a time.

  • It is a very long walk to the drinks if that is all you need.

  • Giving away free alcohol samples at a manufacturer's stall seems irresponsible giving the proportion of shoppers who have driven to the store.

  • The route out of the car park takes you past the petrol station entrance, where cars soming the other way are forced to cross your path on a blind corner. Not very sensible.



That'll do for the minute - I'm sure I'll think of more later!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh how I enjoyed reading this!

There's a Waitrose in Wantage, you know. Nice small supermarket with soothing green and cream decor and a reassuringly small selection.

Plus you have the chance of bumping into old friends...

October 18, 2005  
Blogger dan said...

Plus points about Abingdon Tesco-

1) Its not in Didcot.

October 19, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is not PIN number.. Otherwise you are saying Personal Identification Number Number.

You numb nut!!

October 26, 2005  
Blogger dan said...

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October 26, 2005  
Blogger dan said...

Very true, although PI Number makes it sound like you're hungry.

Not wishing to be pedantic or anything, but you've also used two full stops (telling pause or bad grammar). Also, you have capitalised the word 'number' twice, the latter should be lower case. Further, it is never acceptable to use more than one exclamation mark after a word unless you are criminally insane.

Otherwise, well done, six out of ten for constructive criticism.

October 26, 2005  
Blogger Jonathan said...

We had the same problem with Portable Appliance Testing ("PAT testing"), but realised that people would not know what we were talking about if we said PA testing.

All for the sake of clarity.

October 27, 2005  
Blogger marvin said...

The first anonymous comment was me. The second wasn't.

Just so's you know, Jonathan, you parent you.

October 28, 2005  
Blogger Jonathan said...

I suspect the other anonymous may have been Australian.

November 01, 2005  
Blogger dan said...

oh, it all becomes clear.

How patronising of me, considering I am an inbred Berkshire Downs mutant.

November 02, 2005  

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