Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

June 09, 2006

Catteries

I'm going to take the cats to the cattery this morning as we're off on holiday. Do people take their nuns to a nunnery when they go on holiday? Why don't you take the dog to a doggery, and are facts taken to a factory?

So where do bugs and bats go - buggery and battery?

The slats on your bed should become Tony Slattery.

Sorry, I'm tired.

posted by Jonathan | Friday, June 09, 2006

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe dogs go to a doggerel

marv

June 09, 2006  

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