Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom

37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

January 26, 2007

I'm famous (again)

Not sure I've aged well...

January 25, 2007

Doctor Who

Doctor Who, having already completed 724 episodes, will surpass the number of individual instalments of the Star Trek franchise (726 episodes over five programmes) during the 2007 series.

(c) Wikipedia

The World's Gone Mad (Part 205)

Another case of rules being enforced with engagin brain. An 87 year old man asked for ID before being sold alcohol at Morrisons.

January 24, 2007

Britishness

From the Guardian:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/article/0,,1997203,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=11

The British Social Attitudes survey found that the proportion of the British public who say British is the best or only way to describe their national identity has declined from 52% to 44% in just 10 years since 1996

The proportion choosing Englishness as their best or only identity was 40% in 2005, up from 31% in 1992. 

In Scotland, just 14% felt their identity was British in 2005, compared with 79% defining themselves as Scottish.

This is all reasonably understandable - there has been the rise in Welsh and Scottish nationalities through more devolved regulation, and that has in turn led to a backlash in England.  The West Lothian question all over...

What I found very interesting was that there was no mention in the article over European-ness.  Does any significant proportion of British people consider themselves European?  For example, I am Welsh first, British second and English third, all of which are important to me.  But European?? Doesn't even hit the radar.  Thus, adverts that the EU put out such as the one to help stop smoking ("47,000 Europeans die from smoking each year") miss the oint with most people in Britain.

January 22, 2007

Bishop Cotton School

My grandfather taught here for 5 years between 1929 and 1934.

Salvage

Wine, perfume, BMW motorbikes and a tractor have washed up on the coast of Devon, along with the many gallons of oil and diesel from the cargo ship Napoli.  Apart from the ecological disaster which is unfolding, there are an awful lot of people salvaging goods from the wreck. 

I'm really not sure what the moral rights and wrongs are about this.  There are some rights of salvage under the Merchant Shipping Act 1955, but only if you report things straight away.  There is of course a long history of shipwrecks being salvaged and broken up.  Smugglers, wreckers and beachcombers havemade a living of it, in differently nefarious ways, for hundreds, even thousands of years, since man started moving goods by sea.

Its only different now as it is in the full glare of publicity.

Doctor Who

There is a superb series of Dr Who adventures on BBC 7 radio at the moment, starring Paul McGann, and set somewhere between the TV movie and the new series.  I have never really listened to radio dramas or audio books before, but I'm getting hooked.  And of course the two free BBC audio books that were given away with the Radio Times.

Excellent stuff.  Big Finish Productions are superb.

TMOs

Television Match Officials

While watching some of the excellent Heineken Cup rugby games at the weekend, there were more and more tries being referred to the video ref (now the TMO...).  It became very cear that "obvious" tries were actually anything but, and some that you were convinced there was no way the person could have scored were in fact fair.  Some, however, took 7 or 8 replays from different angles and were still far from conclusive either way whether someone had touched down legally or not.

I find it very interesting to see just how your immediate gut reaction can be proved exactly wrong by TV.  It just means that the jury is still out on such replays.

January 13, 2007

Groucho Marx at his best

A letter written to Warner Brothers in response to Warner suing the Marx Brothers for copyright infringement over "A Night in Casablanca".

Priceless.

January 05, 2007

Fame at last

Yes, well...

January 04, 2007

Australian washbags

Gratuitously stolen from the above link, but worth it…


If this diary has any claim to fame it is for the quality of its anecdotes. This week I hear one that is irresistible. You will remember that Dean Jones, the Australian batsman, finds fame with a double century that almost wins the tied Test in Madras. Well, this is the background. Overnight Jones is 60 not out, pumped up with not only his own expectation but the hopes and ambitions of his captain Allan Border, the next man in. Jones cannot sleep. He plays every shot in his mind's eye, he gets out, he reaches his first Test century to the rapturous applause of the crowd; and then at 5 a.m. he eventually goes to sleep. Two hours later he awakes feeling, as you do in these circumstances, absolutely wretched. He goes down to breakfast full of irritation and snaps at the waiter who asks what he would like. "Eggs `n' coffee." No please, no thank you; Dean Jones is too annoyed. Along comes the glass full of coffee. The waiter produces an egg, breaks it on the edge of the glass and pours the raw contents into the glass. I draw a veil over the next few minutes in case some of my readers are of a delicate nature. Anyway, Dean goes back to his room, cleans his teeth, picks up his gear, and heads for the team bus. He is late and gets a volley of abuse from Border. As he listens, apologetically, Jones realises that he has left his wallet on the bedside table and rushes off the bus back to his room. The door is open, good that saves a few seconds, where's the wallet; oh, it's over there and it seems to be all right, but hey where is the maid? Then he spots that the bathroom door is open and sees that the maid is using his toothbrush to clean her teeth. Once again I draw a veil over what was said. Then Jones goes back to the team bus and says: "Listen, fellas, do you know what I found? The maid was using my toothbrush to clean her teeth!" At that point, all talk of the match is forgotten, as every player leaves the bus and goes to pick up his washbag. "Just you take note," says Jones, "if you see an Aussie player in the sub-continent, he will always have his washbag under his arm."