Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

September 25, 2004

Conspiracies

Is it human nature to assume that everything that is not in your own circle of influence, friends and knowledge is by definition a conspiracy aimed at:
(a) preparing the world for an alien takeover;
(b) hiding the fact that the world has already been taken over;
(c) ensuring that the rich and powerful stay rich and powerful;
(d) ensuring that the poor stay disnfranchised;
(e) the continued dominance of the freemasons / communists / fascists / Christians / Army / business interests / Zionists / science;
(f) predicting the future complies with predictions in ancient texts.

Sky TV are pulling all the strands of this together in a series of conspiracies, with "compelling evidence", "documentary proof" and "expert testament". None of it, of course, stands up to much scrutiny. So far in the series, they have dealt with:
- hidden codes in the Bible which predicted Hitler and the man on the moon;
- the "fact" that the Titanic did not sink, but was instead the largest insurance fraud in history;
crop circles;
- the bombings of the Twin Towers were planned by the US government;
- George Bush and Tony Blair are part of an international secret society which ensures that the staus quo remains.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you seen the stuff about the supposedly fake moon landings?

September 25, 2004  
Blogger marvin said...

sorry Jonathan. the last comment was by your sincere friend and maths pupil

Anna

September 26, 2004  
Blogger Jonathan said...

I watched a few moments of the last one, on the Illuminata, and had to turn it off (so much utter horse poo). The only saving grace was the presenter, Danny Wallace. If you have never read his book with Dave Gorman, go and read it - absolutely superb.

September 27, 2004  

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