Tea

Anna,

I salute you. Let us join the crusade against tea. I have said it before and I will say it again: being British and not drinking tea is seen as being close to a psychiatric illness. If I refuse a cup of tea on the basis of "I don't drink tea", I feel like I've just murdered someone's grandmother. Or at least turned into dog waste on their sofa.

I also can't see the point of hot chocolate (it is meant to be in a bar, for goodness' sake) and coffee (if you want to be kept up all night then drink Red Bull, it saves having to suffer the foul taste of coffee).

Right, I've calmed down now...