Off On One Again

A blog of no interest to anyone apart from me. Highly egotistical. Somewhat ironic that once upon a time people kept diaries secret. Now we publish to the world, even if no-one is listening (or reading). This may include stuff on Greece, history, rugby, cricket, Health and Safety, Wales, genealogy and West Hendred. It will almost certainly include complete rants about things I find amusing, interesting or annoying. There is no guarantee that anyone will share my views!

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Location: Didcot, Oxon, United Kingdom

37, forgetful, cynical, sarcastic, would like to have been a struggling artist but ended up with a PhD in chemistry. Got bored with being in the lab, fell into Health and Safety and now can't get out of science without taking a pay cut. Rather enjoying the diversion into Environmental compliance. Unfit and terminally depressed. Lovely wife Sam - just about all that keeps me together. Son Rafferty GFX Hall born 24 Oct 2005 is growing up quickly. Greyhound (Buddy), cats (PJ and Boots), tortoises (Tinkerbell and Compost). Learning Greek at Evening Classes. Play Cricket badly for Didcot CC, haven't played rugby for years and am a little annoyed about that. According to my medical, am clincially obese. Earn far too little. Completed H&S and Environmental Diplomas

March 15, 2006

IOSH Gifts

In response to the ridiculous range of corporate gifts now available from IOSH (the Institution of Occupational Safety and Health), I've just posted this rant to their fora.


Just what are IOSH doing with our hard earned membership fees. The management appear to be locked in an ivory tower doing what they want to do, and not actually doing anything for the benefit of the mebership. Pens, safety knives and ties should hardly be the major priorities for our professional body, should they? Either IOSH or I are completely out of touch with what is actually needed. They seem to be making lots of decisions that have little or no effect on my (our?) working life, and just add to the image of the safety professional being a pompous buffoon out of touch with reality.

  • Corporate membership - will mean absolutely nothing to my company's managers.
  • Gifts for me to give out at training session - I'd be laughed out of town.
  • Salaries for H&S staff with a PhD being >£50K - please return to the real world.
  • The most points available in CPD to be gained from attending branch meetings - of very very limited use.
  • 10% of CPD to be gaiuned by writing a "plan" - absolutely worthless.
  • The view that safety professionals will be listened to more in their companies because IOSH say so - derisive.
  • The complete lack of a sense of humour on any subject - again reinforces the stereotype of the H&S Officer.
  • The preaching nature of letters on smoking bans and the continuing treatment of people as sheep to be prodded and led to the promised land of no risk.
  • The hundreds of emails and wasted junk mailshots about the conference.
  • The continued harping about what is best for IOSH not what is best for their members.
  • The royal charter and corporate image being the only thing that IOSH seem to striving towards.


As you may have guessed, I will not be buying gifts. I only continue as a member as I need the letters after my name. I have responded to IOSH's questionnaires.

Anyway, I think I've calmed down now.

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